There’s only a few things I really care about in life: my body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls… and my porn. Maybe it’s time to try something new.
Don Jon (2013)
(Source: osgiliaths)

the magic begins
favourite character
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
(via infinitehogwarts)
The trailer for Don Jon comes out tomorrow and of COURSE I’m not going to be here. OF COURSE. AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS.
I AM TOO IMPATIENT FOR THIS JIHGUL GDI.
But I will hold as long as you like
Just promise me we’ll be alright
The only bright spot on a horizon that had never looked darker
(Source: triwizardry, via i-am-lord-trolldemort)